Caves of Qud features 52 Achievements on Steam, all of which are listed below. The requirements for "Visible Achievements" are listed by Steam, while the requirements for "Hidden Achievements" are secret and must be determined through game play. Some less obvious achievement will now include guide on how you can achieve it.

Achievements requiring death still count if you roll the death back using Precognition.

Visible AchievementsEdit

Icon Name Requirements
Jawsnapper Jawsnapper Kill 100 Snapjaws.
Eat an Entire Bear Eat an Entire Bear Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
A Bond Knit with Trust A Bond Knit With Trust Become loved by a faction.
Proteus Proteus Have 10 Mutations.
Love Thyself Love Thyself Fall in love with yourself.

How to: Use a Love Injector on yourself then look at yourself before anything else.

Dark Tidings Dark Tidings Foresee your own death.

How to: Die during use of Precognition.

Knight Conical Knight Conical Recover Stopsvalinn.

How to: This artifact is found in randomized location, but its exact location can be shared by anyone during water ritual

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours Perform the introductory Water Ritual 100 times.
Goat Simulator Goat Simulator Project your mind into a Goat's body.

How to: Use Domination on a regular Goat. Goatmen do not count.

Quiet This Metal Quiet This Metal Speak to the Alchemist.

How to: The Alchemist spawns on a level in Bethesda Susa, though it is not guaranteed. You have to exhaust his dialogue.

The Laws of Physics are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1 The Laws of Physics are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1 Violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle.

How to: Phase into a wall and wait for Phasing to wear off. The wall must also be surrounded by other walls.

What With the Disembowelment and All What With the Disembowelment and All Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.

How to: Randomly found in the salt marsh, look for spawned corpses.

Starry Demise Starry Demise Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.

How to: Get killed by the Neutron Flux, this liquid can be purchased from the Alchemist, or alternatively attack him and see what happens.

Mutagenic Mastery Mutagenic Mastery Advance a mutation to level 15.

How to: Only possible with Mental Mutations which happen to scale their level with your Ego modifier, you can also use the devices in the lower levels of Bethesda Susa to increase your mutation level.

To Thine Own Self Be True To Thine Own Self Be True Wear your own severed face on your face.

How to: Madpoles will sometimes chop off your face when berserk, alternatively if you are attacked by someone with a serrated weapon your face can be dismembered, you can then pick it up and wear it.

Biographer Biographer Learn the complete history of a single sultan.

How to: Not all histories can be learned by a single method, a sultans histories are learned by: Examining Altars, Reading Books, Water Rituals, Trash Divining, Examining Engraved/Painted Items.

Pyramid Scheme Pyramid Scheme Kill a Chrome Pyramid.

How to: See its page for strategy on killing it.

Friend to Fungi Friend to Fungi Host three different fungal infections at once.

How to: Attack various fungi until covered with spores, repeat until all three infections have taken.

The Spirit of Vengeance The Spirit of Vengeance Recover the Ruin of House Isner.How to: Same as Stopsvalinn, its location is random
The Woe of Joppa The Woe of Joppa Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

How to: Can achieved by killing a number of the important characters in Joppa.

Go on. Do it. Go on. Do it. Wield the Amaranthine Prism.How to: Unique item received during the quest Raising Indrix.
Six Arms None the Richer Six Arms None the Richer Have six arms.

How to: Have the Multiple Arms mutation while wearing the artifact Helping Hands or dominate an eyeless crab.

Cubic and Wisest Human Cubic and Wisest Human Activate a time cube.How to: This is a Rare high-tier artifact, they can be found by chance Underground, the deeper you go the more likely this item is to spawn.
Love at First Sign Love at First Sign Fall in love with a sign.

How to: Use Love Injector on yourself and right click on a sign to look at it. A sign can be found in Joppa in front of the entrance to Argyle's house.

Peekaboo Peekaboo Become loved by newly sentient beings.

How to: Newly sentient beings is a faction of sentient objects, you can be liked by them directly or indirectly through a Water Ritual. But the artifact Schrodinger Page From the Annals of Qud works best for doing this.

You can also use a Spray-a-Brain or Nano-neuro Animator to create a newly sentient being from a Security Door (for example).

Three-Sludge Monte Three-Sludge Monte Kill a trisludge.How to: Sludges can be found in the Rainbow Wood and are capable of absorbing the traits of any Liquids they touch. For every new liquid it absorbs, its name changes from mono-sludge, bi-sludge, tri-sludge, and so on. The more liquids they absorb, the more dangerous they become and the harder they are to kill.
Five-Sludge Monte Five-Sludge Monte Kill a pentasludge.

How to: See the page on Sludges for further details.

Ten-Sludge Monte Ten-Sludge Monte Kill a decasludge.

How to: See the page on Sludges for further details.

Donation Level Kasaphescence Donation Level: Kasaphesence Make an offering at the Sacred Well with an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.

How to: A single Phase Cannon will grant exactly 200 reputation and the achievement, or alternatively a Time Cube is one of the few artifacts that gives more than 200 reputation.

In Contemplation of Eons In Contemplation of Eons Perform the Water Ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.How to: see the page Lair of Oboroqoru for how to find him.
Gemini Gemini Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.How to: Svenlainard has both swords, you may have to kill him to acquire them, alternatively Dominate him and get him to drop them or Proselytize him and trade with him for them.
Leap, Frog. Leap, Frog. Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

How to: Randomized village frogs are the most straightforward way to do this as legendary frogs are mostly hostile to you unless you have befriended the faction with one or more Schrodinger pages, or used Domination, Proselytize, etc.

Hidden AchievementsEdit

Icon Name Requirements
Welcome to Qud Welcome to Qud Die for the first time.
Litteratus Litteratus Read 10 books.
You Are Becoming You Are Becoming Install an implant at a Becoming Nook.
Shoot. Shoot. Get killed by a Chute Crab.

How to: Chute Crabs are found in a plentiful amount at Golgotha.

Say No More Say No More Contract Glotrot.

How to: Can be contracted at Golgotha. Just keep swimming in Black Ooze until you get a sore throat, collecting and drinking the Black Ooze will help as well.

Your Better Half Your Better Half Get killed by your Evil Twin.
Oathbreaker Oathbreaker Violate the sacred covernant of the Water Ritual.How to: Kill someone whom you previously performed a water ritual with.
Metal Pedal Metal Pedal Contract Ironshank.

How to: Same as Glotrot.

Tongue in Cheek Tongue in Cheek Cure Glotrot.

How to: Buy the book Corpus Choliys from Mayor Nuntu in Kyakukya to learn about how you can cure it.

That Was Nice That Was Nice Compliment Q-Girl.How to: She can be found in Grit Gate as part of the main quest. You will eventually earn this while conversing with her.
You Are What You Eat You Are What You Eat Eat one of your own limbs.

How to: Madpoles are capable of doing this, just let one bite one of your limbs off and then eat your raw arm/hand/foot, etc. when you're hungry, (note: Cooking with the limb does not count).

Synolymb Synolymb Regrow a limb.

How to: After being dismembered, either use an Ubernostrum Injector or have the Regeneration mutation. Alternatively use a Hyperbiotic Bed or

Regeneration Tank found in either Grit Gate or Bethesda Susa and some ruins.

Footloose Footloose Cure Ironshank.

How to: Methods are also found in the book Corpus Choliys.

So Powerful is the Charm of Words So Powerful is the Charm of Words Read 100 books.
Psst. Psst. Find the oddly-hued glowpad.How to: It can be found by chance in the Salt Marsh, you will be notified the moment you found it. Legendary plants may also share its location during water ritual.
On the Rocks On the Rocks Drink lava.How to: Find a lava weep, collect the lava in a phial and drink it, alternatively, Ichor merchants in the Six-Day Stilt are guaranteed to sell lava. Can also be found inside a Thermoelectric Cell.
Free Falling Free Falling Fall to your death.

How to: Can be achieved by falling down the long chute at Golgotha, behind the locked door, or lift shaft at ruined wards in Bethesda Susa.

You Became You Became Have a cybernetic implant installed on every implantable body part.
Hole Like a Head Hole Like a Head Get decapitated.

How to: Jotun Who Parts Limbs from Bethesda Susa, Warden Indrix from Kyakukya, your Evil Twin (if you have appropriate skill) and Decarbonizer are the only monsters capable of performing decapitation.

Cosmo-Chrononaut Cosmo-Chrononaut Enter 25 spacetime vortices.
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Status Effects > Astrally Burdened - Astrally Tethered - Bleeding - Confused - Dazed - Fates Have Their Way - Fear - Flaming - Frozen - Ill - Itchy Skin - Lovesick - Paralyzed - Phased - Poison - Prone - Sleep - Slipped - Sprinting - Stuck - Stunned
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